Wednesday, July 15, 2009

No Spoilers Here (I swear this is not exclusively about Harry Potter!)

A primitive pleasure gripped my insides this morning on discovering that Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince outdid both The Dark Knight and Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith in midnight ticket sales, pulling in a new midnight release gross record of $22.2 million (despite the fact that none of that money belongs to me... well, no money if I stop to think about that one). What IS in my possession is the unnatural pride spewing from my being as a fan, something I'm sure is mightily annoying to anyone who doesn't care as much. I didn't order my tickets a month and a half ago for nothing. I didn't stand in line in front of two borderline ancient women wearing Gryffindor robes when, let's face it, they were clearly either Hufflepuff or Slytherin according to what they were saying and the fact that they kept trying to push their way past my house elf and I, as though that were a feasible thing to do when manic fandom practically spurts itself from my ears any chance it gets.
Let's just say I adored the film. I understand not much can be done about creating something exactly like the book, which is why I've always come to regard the films with a different pleasure. To understand why David Yates succeeded with this film and the last requires a movie-watcher's pleasure, not a book-reader's, though I am a book-reader first and foremost. This is the reason for the word 'creation'. It's a new creation using an opposite medium. If it weren't, people who are angry about the films would have no other choice but to be satisfied with someone sitting on film, reading everything the book says and acting out each character. What they actually have done was bloody brilliant, I believe.
In other news, I've set up my desk in the new house, against my vivid purple wall, and I've hung up three things (only three? astounding for a hanger upper like me!) so far if you care to have a looksie at this mediocre photo taken with my 'puter's camera:

On the far left is a small hand drawing of an Angry Woebot that my cousin Cissifer had drawn for me from the artist himself, Aaron Martin. In the middle is a picture of Kate Winslet, who is one of the sole reasons I wish to act in life. On the right is my receipt from when I bought Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows at its midnight release those two long years ago. If you're thinking about de-friending me now, I understand. Who else do you know that saves a book receipt for that long?
Notwithstanding, these are things that mean something paramount to me, and I am happy to have hung them up as the first additions to my new favorite wall.
PS: there is no irritating-man-standing-on-his-back-porch-smoking when I look out my windows these days. Thought I'd just give you an update, for those of you who knew about that little travesty from a while back!

9 comments:

Emily Catherine said...

I love you.

that pretty much sums up what comes to mind after reading that post.

I love Janet Paraiso and I can't wait to talk to her about the movie in a week after I've seen it.

auncedne - the plural of Aunt Edna

Wheezy said...

You are adorable. I cannot wait to see Harry Potter tomorrow afternoon. My husband refused to go to the midnight release with me. I have no shame in regards to Harry Potter, despite my being twenty seven years old. I was in high school when the first one was released and am a huge fan. I remember being at work when the fifth one was released and reading it on my lunch break in the cafeteria. I look over and someone has brought their eight-ish year old daughter to work and she's reading the same book as me. Slightly embarassing but really it just speaks to Rowling's absolute brilliance that her stories are so universally loved. Done now.

Leesie said...

Well I definitely can make the Harry Creme happen. You deserve it. I work tomorrow from 8:15am until 1, if you feel so compelled.

hardlyhearshimself said...

Argh I have yet to see it, and most of my friends have gone and fucking ruined it for me. Not in the sense that they've spoiled the story, rather that they've told me about everything that's wrong with it.

Bunch of douchebags.

I redid my wall hangings as well, go see on my post! Wish my wall was purple though.

j said...

i love you all. it's that simple. i
;ve just returned from seeing HBP for the fourth time, and i'm not sorry to have snuck or bribed my way into each showing. i think a lot more people are potterheads than they let on!

Chelsea. said...

Kate Winslet is the classiest human being alive. The End.

hardlyhearshimself said...

I GAVE YOU AN AWARD, DAWG. Refer to my post for further details.

Giovanna said...

Hi! Thank you for visiting my blog! :) and for the lovely comment :) I love Harry Potter too, and I think this last one is fantastic!! I saw it last week.
xxxx
Giovanna
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amy the abattoir said...

A good friend of mine actually thinks Kate Winslet is ugly! Not just ugly, but he thinks she's down right hideous. I have since assumed he has brain damage/incorrect vision.