Janzy Opens Up, Finally

I'd never been in a crash till today. I had driven for 6 years without doing it, and although it wasn't severe, I feel I ought to have a time out or something, since it was my fault. There was no texting or calling or loud music involved, but there was a moderate dose of spaciness on hand. That's all it takes to rear end someone, of course.

On the way to work - my mother drove me - we stopped at starbucks and along with my chai, I helped myself to a decent portion of half n half by pouring it in a handy water bottle. I'm not sure why I do things like that. I could easily buy my own half n half. I guess it's just comical holding a water bottle a fourth of the way full of half n half. It's one of those "clothes on my cat" situations. Pair two things that don't go and it makes a joke. Half n half + water bottles. Clothes + cats. Bro hoes + books.

What's sweet though is my new nail color. It's a charcoal colored China Glaze that I renamed Dumbly's Crispy Hand Takes a Crunchy Swipe. It's implicative of the moment in Half Blood Prince where Dumbledore has to wipe his blackened hand across that dark cave wall, offering his blood so it'll open up into the cavern with the lake. Its original name was Black Diamond, but that's not exciting nor implicative of anything. I like to personalize my possessions. That's the reason my phone's name is Jarvis, my computer's name is Chauncey, my car's name is Scout Finch, and my razor scooter's name is Penny. It's why I have a nickname for most of the people I know that is, most of the time, an offensive way to tease them.

Also brightening my spirits is my recent tea shopping trip. I picked up my normal earl grey, some jasmine green, some regular ole mint, and some peach black. My beautiful tea boxes are adorning my desk in the following manner, with mother honey bear, tea shepherd.